30th January 2005 by Paul Watson
How many PR people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?PR Manager answer:
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, one to write the press release.Corporate Communications answer:
We are aware of the light bulb and should we choose to participate, look forward to its implementation.PR Firm answer:
Hmmm…lightbulb. That depends. Is this a launch? Are we taking it on
tour? Let us think about it and we’ll get back to you with a proposal.Hollywood PR Firm answer:
Just one lightbulb? Goddamn it! When I set this shoot up I told you
explicitly that we were to have no less than 20 lightbulbs, a technical
advisor and catered lunch for the talent. You want screwed? Give me the
name of your boss, asswipe! You’re through in this town!Brand communications answer:
Let’s not focus on the people or bulbs. Let’s own “light”.
Posted on Valley PR Blog. I first saw it via FlackLife.
photo credit: 30th January 2005 by Paul Watson
